Homey’s Adventures Too – Chapter 26 – Ellery Queen

First and foremost, thank you to all who have read my past blog posts and my book, “Homey’s Adventures.” 

I debated with myself to discontinue posting my new book because of the war in Ukraine. I decided to continue posting the remaining chapters of my book. The war in Ukraine is about hate. The agents of the devil are seeking to establish darkness over this country. My book is about true love. By loving God and his children, we will defeat hate and indifference. My heart goes out to all Ukrainians. I pray the light of Jesus defeats the darkness and brings love and peace to Ukraine. 

As promised, I am continuing the series of all the chapters of my new book, “Homey’s Adventures Too.” I am now 71 and I decided that I did not want to spend my time haggling with editors, literary agents, and publishers. The main thing I am interested in is to write for your pleasure and mine. So, without further delay, here is Chapter 26: 

Chapter 26 – Ellery Queen 

When I was younger, I loved Ellery Queen murder mystery books. I also loved the short-lived Ellery Queen TV series where Ellery Queen broke into the 4th wall to talk to the viewers. I did some research on who wrote the Ellery Queen books and there were two authors, Frederic Dannay, and Manfred Bennington Lee. However, I prefer to think of them as one man, Ellery Queen. Dannay and Lee wanted this, so, who are we to argue? 

Like Ellery Queen, I talk directly to my readers. It is time to say to you: You have everything you need to know the ending of this book.  

I started a blog to promote my books and here is one of the blogs: 

First and foremost, thank you to all who have read my blogs and my book, “Homey’s Adventures”. I recently complained to my Xena: “With this pandemic still restricting us, I am running out of things to write about.” 

Xena sent me a video of herself and suggested: “Write me a Homey Adventure.”  

This took me back to the days after my divorce when I would ask a woman to send me her sexiest picture and where she wanted to be. I would then write her a love story based on what she sent. Some women like my muse would delight in doing this over and over to see what I would produce. I even gave a name to it, “Stump the Homey”. The game was to see if I could be stumped (could not produce a relevant story). My muse was the only woman that stumped Homey. She suggested I write a love story about being lost in the woods. In my mind, we would be more concerned about finding a way out of the woods in search of food and shelter than dropping to the forest floor and fucking like bunnies. 

The only other time that I was almost stumped was when a woman from Crimea sent me a picture of herself posing in underwear inside a round window opening. I used a dream sequence to help me create that story. 

Xena’s video was of her kneeling on a bed with about 4 dozen roses spread all over the bed. She was wearing a sexy black leotard which accented her incredible sexy muscular thighs. Xena works out regularly so that she can kick her boxing opponent’s ass. Xena thighs surround her perfect flower in a U shape. Her thighs are not too developed, and Homey thinks they are perfect.  

In the video, Xena scoops up the white and red roses and throws them up into the air. She showers herself in roses. She seductively smiles and throws a couple of roses at the camera. If Homey made love to Xena on the bed, then he might get ripped to shreds by rose thorns. So, Homey decides to use a dream sequence. Here is the adventure that Homey wrote back to Xena: 

I promised a Homey’s Adventure based on your flowers on the bed video. As you know I try to keep my promises. So here it is: 

Every night I dream about being with my Xena. One night I dream of you on our bed surrounded by flowers. You seductively dance as you swim in the flowers. As the flowers hit your perfect body, the black leotard you are wearing fades away. Soon, the flowers strip you of all clothing and you are as naked as the day you were born. 

I then wake up. I am grateful you are sleeping next to me on your side facing away from me. Homey cannot wait until morning. I placed a very hard homey on your rear end and kiss your long, beautiful neck. I can feel you wake up and smile because you know what comes next. I reach around and gently touch your flower and continue kissing your neck. I feel your flower starting to get wet. I slide your top leg forward and tease your flower with my hard homey. I continue massaging your clit with my hand. I push my hard Homey against the lips of your flower. Homey feels your wet flower is almost ready to enter. Homey enters part way into your flower. I hear you moan and say: ” more baby”. 

I push Homey all the way in as I straddle your sexy lower leg. Homey is very horny and starts to thrust deep into your flower. I say: ” l love you baby!” I can’t stop now. Homey thrusts deeper and deeper into your flower. You start to moan, and I start to groan. Homey swells and explodes inside you! As Homey cums, I yell: “I love you.” 

I keep my arms around you, and we fall asleep after our wonderful love making. 

What do you think darling? Does this please you? 

With love, 

Homey 

Xena’s responded: “Those are the best words I have ever heard. I love you!” 

I was extremely happy to please Xena. I wanted to give her joy for the rest of my life. I also would like to thank all the women who inspired Homey’s Adventures in the past. I would not have been able to write “Homey’s Adventures” without your love and encouragement. 

So, do you think you know what the ending of this book will be? Will I have a surprise ending like I did in my first book, or will Jim and Homey get Xena? 

 End Of Chapter 26

Next week, I will give you “Chapter 27 – Fantasy First Date” My new book has 32 chapters. So, if you want to receive all 32 chapters as soon as the post is created, then become a follower of this blog. 

If you do not want to wait that long and you have not read my first book. I encourage you to go to my website, www.homeysadventures.com. You can read the first two chapters for free, and you can also purchase it. Or you can purchase it from Amazon, Barnes & Noble, and many other fine retailers. Just search for it using the words: Homey’s Adventures by Jim Wish. 

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I liken myself to the Vienna Violinist described in chapter 5. I play (write) for your enjoyment and mine. God bless you all. 

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Jim Wish is a pen name of a romance novelist. He wrote Homey's Adventure which was published in January of 2020.

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