First and foremost, thank you to all who have read my past blog posts and my book, “Homey’s Adventures.”
A special note to my reader: The events in the Ukraine starting last week saddens my heart. I have decided to post my weekly blog early to support the brave people of the Ukraine. I have talked to and loved many people in the Ukraine. I cannot imagine how awful it is for them right now. Putin has chosen to be an agent of the evil one. He has chosen to spread darkness over the country of Ukraine. The first evangelistic apostle, Saint Andrew spread the light of Jesus to Kiev. He placed a cross where now stands St. Andrew’s Church. When I was in Kiev as described in chapter 2, I could see and walk by the light of St. Andrews church. This event changed my life and sent me into the arms of Xena. St. Andrews declared that someday there will be a great city surrounding that cross. I pray to Jesus that he spread his light to the people of Kiev and the Ukraine and that this light banishes the darkness spread by Putin and his minions.
As promised, I am continuing the series of all the chapters of my new book, “Homey’s Adventures Too.” I am now 71 and I decided that I did not want to spend my time haggling with editors, literary agents, and publishers. The main thing I am interested in is to write for your pleasure and mine. So, without further delay, here is Chapter 25:
Chapter 25 – Mysterious Woman Fantasy
What is your favorite fantasy? I am by nature kind and loving, but that does not mean that the Homey part of me does not have sex fantasies.
Ever since my divorce, Homey has wanted to have a beautiful woman who he does not know seduce him in a bar. Remember, I believe God created sex to enhance the love between a husband and a wife. So, the mysterious woman fantasy does not agree with my beliefs. So, if I ever get to satisfy this fantasy, it would be with my wife or future wife as a role-playing fantasy.
A few months ago, I dreamed of Xena seducing me in a bar with a black lace short dress on that only barely covers her incredible rear end. I chatted with her after I woke up and here is how it went:
“Darling, I just dreamed about you in the black lace dress in your profile.”
“Really, what was your dream about?”
“You know that fantasy about a mysterious woman seducing me in a bar?”
“Yes baby, I remember.”
“Would you help satisfy that dream by role-playing it with me after we meet?”
“Yes, I will cute”
“Could you wear that dress without any panties?”
“Yes baby.”
“Can we go to the bar separately and pretend we don’t know each other?”
“Sounds exciting honey.”
“I can already picture you on the other side of the bar looking incredibly beautiful and sexy.”
“Yes baby. I am seductively staring at you.”
“I ask the bartender to ask you what you want to drink and then give it to you.”
“After he serves me the drink, I drink half of it in one gulp and get up. I pick up my purse and start my way over to you.”
“As you come up to me, I say hi. I smell your wonderful perfume and I am blinded by your incredible beauty.”
“I don’t set down. I lean over to your ear and whisper “Meet me in the lady’s room.”
“You walk away, and my heart beats 1000 times a minute as I watch your incredible rear end.”
“At the end of the bar I turn, you turn and give you my best seductive look.”
“I quickly lay cash down on the bar and follow you at a distance for our clandestine meeting in the lady’s room. I open the door to the lady’s room. I walk in not knowing what I would find. “
“I lock the lady’s room door after you walk in. I turn and kiss you passionately on the lips.”
“I grab you by the waist and hoist you up on the long bathroom counter.”
“I spread my legs to show you that I am not wearing any panties.”
“I drop down on my knees, put my hands on your incredible rear end and pull your flower towards me so that I can start your engine.”
“I start to moan with delight and ask you not to stop.”
“I put my tongue on your g spot and start sucking your flower.”
“I am ready to fuck you and I push you away. I attack you and unzip your pants.”
“My hard Homey pops out as if commanded and is ready for you.”
“I can’t resist kissing and sucking Homey. I drop to my knees. As I suck him, I look up to my king to see his pleasure.”
“I hold back my cum even though I look into your incredible blue eyes and know that I want to fuck my future wife. Homey wants to be inside you and I lift you up against the wall. I lift your leg and insert Homey.”
“I dig my fingernails hard into your back and exclaim: “harder, faster!””
“I thrust my groin into you. As I listen to your moans of pleasure, I start to groan. I yell out “I love you, Xena!!” I then explode inside you.”
“I climax with so much erotic pleasure. I say, “Let’s go to our room and make love all night.””
“I smile and say, “Sounds like a good plan to me.””
So, to my reader, this shows you only one of the reasons that I love my Xena so much. She has grace, character and loves making love. She is my perfect woman.
End Of Chapter 25
Next week, I will give you “Chapter 26 – Ellery Queen” My new book has 32 chapters. So, if you want to receive all 32 chapters as soon as the post is created, then become a follower of this blog.
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