Stump The Homey

First and foremost, thank you to all who have read my blogs and my book, “Homey’s Adventures”. I recently complained to my Xena: “With this pandemic still restricting us, I am running out of things to write about.”

Xena sent me a video of herself and suggested: “Write me a Homey Adventure.”

This took me back to the days after my divorce when I would ask a woman to send me her sexiest picture and where she wanted to be. I would then write her a love story based on what she sent. Some women like my muse would delight in doing this over and over to see what I would come up with. I even gave a name to it, “Stump the Homey”. The game was to see if I could be stumped ( couldn’t come up with a good story). My muse was the only woman that stumped Homey. She suggested I write a love story about being lost in the woods. In my mind, we would be more concerned about finding a way out of the woods in search of food and shelter than dropping to the forest floor and fucking like bunnies.

The only other time that I was almost stumped was when a woman from Crimea sent me a picture of herself posing in underwear inside a round window opening. I used a dream sequence to help me create that story.

Xena’s video was of her kneeling on a bed with about 4 dozen roses spread all over the bed. She was wearing a sexy black leotard which accented her incredible sexy muscular thighs. Xena works out regularly so that she can kick her boxing opponent’s ass. Xena thighs surround her perfect flower in a U shape. Her thighs are not too developed and Homey thinks they are perfect.

In the video, Xena scoops up the white and red roses and throws them up into the air. She showers herself in roses. She seductively smiles and throws a couple of roses at the camera. If Homey made love to Xena on the bed, then he might get ripped to shreds by rose thorns. So, Homey decides to use a dream sequence. Here is the adventure that Homey wrote back to Xena:

I promised a Homey’s Adventure based on you flowers on the bed video. As you know I try to keep my promises. So here it is:

Every night I dream about being with my Xena. One night I dream of you on our bed surrounded by flowers. You seductively dance as you swim in the flowers. As the flowers hit your perfect body, the black leotard you are wearing fades away. Soon, the flowers strip you of all clothing and you are as naked as the day you were born.

I then wake up. I am grateful you are sleeping next to me on your side facing away from me. Homey can’t wait until morning. I placed a very hard homey on your rear end and kiss your long beautiful neck. I can feel you wake up and smile because you know what comes next. I reach around and gently touch your flower and continue kissing your neck. I feel your flower starting to get wet. I slide your top leg forward and tease your flower with my hard homey. I continue massaging your clit with my hand. I push my hard Homey against the lips of your flower. Homey feels your wet flower is almost ready to enter. Homey enters part way into your flower. I hear you moan and say: ” more baby”.

I push Homey all the way in as I straddle your sexy lower leg. Homey is very horny and starts to thrust deep into your flower. I say: ” l love you baby!” I can’t stop now. Homey thrusts deeper and deeper into your flower. You start to moan, and I start to groan. Homey swells and explodes inside you! As Homey comes, I yell: “I love you”

I keep my arms around you, and we fall asleep after our wonderful love making.

What do you think darling? Does this please you?

With love,


Xena’s responded: “Those are the best words I have ever heard. I love you!”

I was extremely happy to please Xena. I want to give her joy for the rest of my life. I also would like to thank all the women who inspired Homey’s Adventures in the past. I would not have been able to write “Homey’s Adventures” without your love and encouragement.

If you want to learn more about Jim and Homey, I encourage you to visit my website, You can read the first two chapters for free. You can also buy my book via the website or on Amazon or most other major online retailers. Just search using the words: Homey’s Adventures by Jim Wish.

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Jim Wish is a pen name of a romance novelist. He wrote Homey's Adventure which was published in January of 2020.

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